Today, Roger Federer won his 15th Grand Slam titles. Much respect to Andy Roddick.
Today, people thought i was a shemale because of my low masculine voice and when they look at me, they laugh. I’m still not fully recovered yet, assholes.
Today, I went out with my sister. Had awkward conversations at Starbucks, tried some outfits and just throw it on the floor after trying, without buying anything and jeer for my friends who were performing that evening. Life is good.
Today, I got a new guitar.
Today, my aunty told everyone that I was down with swine flu and that people should stay away from me. When in fact, I was tested negative but couldnt be bothered to tolerate her nonsense.
Today, I went to the hospital. They took my DNA, placed it inside this container which said, ” hazardous substances, beware”. I instantly felt offended.